Night out deaux

I went out last night with the broads from the mommy group. Some fun bitches they are! I left the kids with a non-family sitter for the first time ever... and I think Buddha likes her more than me. The whole way to the restaurant I kept silently willing Buddha to be a good boy. Buddha was excited for someone new to play with. I kept telling him that she was Tooty's aunt, but he would stop me and correct me, "Buddha's aunt. No Tooty." I fear the next time he's in the room with Tooty and the Aunt... there will be a knockdown toddler fight to claim the aunt's love.

Our evening began on the patio... we rearranged the tables too many times... we danced... we took too many pictures... we drank WAY too many margaritas. I'm a Mom!?! took a liking to a Tila Tequila look-alike, even getting her picture with her and her autograph. YankeeBelle was in full force, throwing up peace signs haphazardly. Sweet mommakim... always the DD, her time is coming... her time is a-coming. Poodlehead was all sorts of poodlish. BlueMomma was downing some wine. QueenB was giving BJ demos. Red's Momma has a trampstamp, don't we all though? We decided Heather S needs a blog so we can learn all the details of her life. TK also needs one... and needs to join the BDMGE! Anyone not mentioned... don't cry. Blog.

Read this or something bad will happen

I hate people who forward me shit that says if I don't forward it something bad will happen to me. Today, I got one. So I replied to the sender:

Aunt Alma,
Please don't send me ANY sort of message that threatens to harm my family or me if I don't send it to someone else. It makes me feel awful, I never send it, and it makes me wonder why you'd put me in such a bad place.

Love,
RM

Amen?

I love when people like Jesse Jackson get caught saying something they shouldn't.

Douchebag.

mystery

While rocking Cam for her nap, something vibrated. It was strong, couldn't have been my imagination... and has me freaked the F out. It felt like a cell phone was in my back pocket, and it was loud. I've looked everywhere, and can find nothing. What could it be??? And why do weird things happen when no one else is around???

Digestive woes

I am nauseous all the time... especially in the mornings. It's not pregnancy, I took a test. And it doesn't feel like pregnancy. For about a week now, I've been constantly nauseous, along with a little too frequent in the bathroom. I thought it was alcohol... beer shits and what not. But it isn't. Could I be dehydrated? Anyone??? I'm tired of having an upset stomach, feeling like my food is about to come back up, and being conscious of my butthole when I sit down.

Pictures!

The 4th of July, gotta love it!


Husbands and cockroaches... look hard.


Illegal to put them in the trunk?


4th of July fun!!


I love kissing her fat neck.


She loves her tunnel.

Golden? I think not.

My brother, his wife, and his 2 kids came to visit this week.
I have so much to say, but I think this sums it up...

My first trip to the Golden Corral for dinner involved the following,

1. EVERYONE stared at me. I have theories about why. I will not share those theories.
2. The manager asked me if I needed help, and said I looked lost and out of place. Apparently, I was disoriented. I said to him, "I have never been here and don't know how to do this." He guided me.
3. I took the "lost/out of place" comment as a compliment.
4. Most of my fellow diners were morbidly obese.
5. Their children were too.
6. The salad and baked potato were quite good.
7. I never got a meat because it was too scary looking.
8. I think I saw hair on the roast beef.
9. Buddha ate a bowl of sunflower seeds, cranberries, and raisins for dinner.
10.There was no corral. There was no gold.

oh yes... oh yessss...

You will be mine...

Cry with my boobs and me.

I'm a little sad, in a reminiscent way. I stopped nursing/pumping... whatever you want to call it. It feels weird to know I more than likely will never be pregnant again, never give birth again, never nurse again... Everytime I drive by the hospital where Cam was born I get all fuzzy inside. But I am ready to start living without the worry of crying it out, warming bottles, squirting boobies, etc. I wouldn't be sad if I accidentally got pregnant, I would be ecstatic! But I think it's time to focus on the 2 I have. I already have so much guilt... Buddha doesn't get the undivided attention he used to get, Cam has never gotten the kind of attention he got, and I feel like there's not enough time in the day to love them each individually the way that I want to. And I'm ready to start traveling with them... I want to show them the world, and I want to experience it with them.

On a side note... in the past 3 1/2 or 4 years, I have only had 3 periods!!!

I'm SO SPOILED.
pregnant with Buddha for 9 months
nursed Buddha for 9 months
period didn't return for another 2 months
had period 3 months
pregnant with Cam 9 months
nursed Cam 9 months
and I will probably make it through the rest of the summer period free!!